Stephen Lynch - Kill A Kitten Ukulele

Track:  22

Chords:

Am  (022000)
F   (x32010)
C   (320033)
G   (xx0232)


Intro:

Am F C G  x4


Verse 1:

         Am   F   C    G  
When the game of life makes you
Am    F   C   G
Feel like quittin
   Am    F  C     G
It helps a lot if you
Am   F  C  G
Kill a kitten
Am   F  C      G
Mark my words cause from
Am     F  C   G
Where I'm sittin
     Am   F  C     G
You can't go wrong if you
Am   F  C  G
Kill a kitten


Am F Am C


Verse 2:  (play like previous verse)


Chorus:

Am  F           Am            C
       Feed it turpentine, or break it's spine
          Am         F                 Am (stop)
Crush it with you're shoe, as long as you

Kill a kitten


Am F C G  x2


Verse 2:  (play like other verses)


Chorus.(play like other chorus)


Then
Am F C G  x2


Outro:

Play Em over these lyrics:

Killing Kittens isn't easy
And if the though makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitchfork from the shed
And kill a puppy dog instead, yeah  (start playing Em C G D)

Kill a kitten
You got to kill a kitten
A little furry kitten
You got to kill that kitten

Then he just repeats kill a kitten with someone else singing behind him.

That's it.  Email me with questions.  Later