Stephen Lynch - It Seems Last Night Chords

I saw this song on comedy central and had to learn how to play it, it's so funny,
and really easy and catchy to play.  E-mail me at Metal325@aol.com if you want to
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F#=244XXX  E=0221XX  A=X0222X D=XX0232

F#                 E
I came down to the breakfast table
D                 A
Felt like I could cry
F#                E
Tried so hard but wasn't able
D                  E
To look you in the eye
F#               E
For I am feeling so much shame
D                  A
Yes I have brought disgrace
F#                   E
Can tell I soiled my good name
D                     E
By the look upon your face
        A         E        D          E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A      E          D            E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A        E        D       E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D                           E (stop)
If you could just forgive me and talk to me dad

(A, E, D, E for a measure)

A                 E          D               E   
I didn't hear you enter no I didn't hear the door
A                    E             D              E
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A                    E           D        E
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
A                       E                D              E
Like blood and guts and starving kids in Stevie Wonders eyes
 
     A             E         D         E 
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A      E          D            E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A        E          D       E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D                               E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had

(A, E, D, E for 2 measures)

A                  E            D             E
The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
A                   E                D              E
So I said could you close the door I really wanna finish
A         E             D          E
Daddy I'm ashamed and I completely understand
A                  E            D            E
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

     A             E         D         E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A      E          D            E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A        E          D     E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D                           E(stop)
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad

A E D E
      Talk to me dad 
(A, E, D, E for 1 progression)

Whistle for 2 measures (play A, E, D, E behind the whistle, twice)

A               E      D              E
When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty
A                    E                D              E
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushing 30

     A             E         D         E
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
A      E          D            E
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it
A        E          D      E
Dry your eyes don't be so sad
D                               E(stop)
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been
D                           E(stop)
Just because it was your bed it's not that
D                             E(stop)
Daddy, daddy please forgive me, talk to me dad
A E D E
      Talk to me dad 
Ending A, E, D, E, A