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Stephen Lynch
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Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Great song by Stephen lynch, the rhythm's the same throughout, if a chord is a little out of place it's just because I tried to make the words fit the chords better so it would be easier to sing.
E 022100 C/G 332010 Dsus4add2/A 554030 (D/A) Am 002210 F 133211
Intro
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G
Verse 1
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G She's part girl. She's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E C/G E C/G Am F She's got more. She's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G Yeaaah.....
Verse 2
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G Is she a mister or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C/G E C/G Am F She's my little girl yeah, she's my little guy. When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
Chorus 1
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A She wears lace and she wears flannel. She watches football and the lifetime channel.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A What's that buldge under her nighty....... It must be Hermaphro ditee.....
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G Yeaaaahhhhh..................... Herm-aphro- diteeee....ohhhh........
Verse 3
E C/G E C/G E C/G E(strum once) Some things are white, some things are black. Some girls wear makeup;mine shaves her back.
E C/G E C/G Am F But she is still beautiful, she is still fine. It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A
Chorus 2
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A She can't help her im- per- fections. She gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
E C/G D/A E C/G D/A Who stole all my tighty- whiteys. It must be Hermaphro ditee.....
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Outro E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oh........ Hermaphro dite....................ohh (falsetto) Hermaphro
E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G diiiaa haaaaalaaaaa laalaa haaaaalaaaaa laala haaaaalaaaaa laaalaaa haaaaalaaaaaa E C/G E C/G E C/G E C/G whoohooo hoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~laaaaaaalaaaaayyaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaiaa Hermaphro...
E(strum once) di~~~~~~~~~te
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