Special Patrol - Sonny Ukulele

Track 10 - Handy Hints From the Undertaker

I've taken the lyrics from the booklet. Comments and corrections welcome.

Bm                      D
You should have told me sonny,
                    A     
I'd fake it for the money,
       Em
I'm so easy that it's funny.
Bm                  D
You say you got the last laugh,
                        A
Well I'm still laughing loudest,
       Em               Bm   D     A         Em
On the other side of my face - don't replace me.

You're a walking f**kin' Judas,
I guess that makes me Jesus,
I guess that makes you my weakness.
And if you're begging for forgiveness, 
You better know your business,
                                Bm  D                   A              Em  F#
Hit your knees boy and don't be late - because you know me and I don't wait.

D              A              Em
Your eyes roll back into your skull,
D            A           Em
You break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
           Bm
I hope you fall.

Bm   D   A   Em

I think I might have kissed her,
I know I got a blister,
I swear I, I never touched your sister.
But she told me about your brother,
She should have left your number,
Because I think I would have rung you.
But you know me and I'm so fake,
      Bm       D
But I know you,
           A                         Em      F#
and that's okay because you take the cake.

Your eyes roll back into your skull,
You break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
You've gone too far to ever save your soul,
Don't make me break you china doll.
I hope you fall.

Bm            D             A
Well you know me and I'm so fake,
          Em
But it's okay cause you take the cake,
Every time I'm around,
It's hard to love when you're so far down,
You lost your head; you lost your face,
You done your heart, now you take your place.

Bm            D         A     Em
Don't make me break you china doll,
Don't make me break you china doll.