Soul Coughing - Rachel Tabs

I dont know where the hell this song came from, but I downlaoded it one day not knowing what it was.
It is 1 minute and 6 seconds long, and makes no sense whatsoever. Oh well. Maybe its just some idiot
pretending to be Soul Coughing. Anyway, since this is probably the easiest song I have ever heard on guitar
(excluding boybands)I felt I had to write it down for the world to see(and laugh at).

The entire song is the following chord:

I--3-
I--3-
I--5-   strum this chord up and down, muting the 3rd, 4th, and 5th strings and leaving the 1st n 2nd open
I--5-    you will srum it several times, not that you will ever need to know because you will probably never
I--3-   hear this song. Oh Well.
I-----

Have Fun! (ack ack)

Oh what the heck. here also are the very "interesting" lyrics to Rachel.

Rachels on the phone
talking to her mom
just to wish her
a happy mothers day
Rachels on the couch
suckin on my gong
just so 
she can call her mom
Rachels on the phone 
talking to her mom
Hi mom
its me Rachel

If you know what that is, lemme know. thanks.