WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Socratic - Long Distance Calls Ukulele | Ver. 1
Tuning: Standard
Capo 5
This is the intro and verse riff:
e|1h0----1h0----1h0----0h1-3-0--|
B|---1-3----1-3----1-3--------3-|
G|------0------0------0---------|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
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C G
Everyone is working hard.
C G
Mothers got a sh*t job.
C F
Daddy got a blow job.
C G
Divorce ain't free.
C G
Lawyer gets a phone call.
C G
He's back on the payroll.
C F C G
It's time to figure out who gets the house and the keys.
C G
Mom and Dad get uptight.
C G
The kids see the whole fights.
C F C G
It's all very childlike, their vulgar tones.
C G C G
Sister starts crying, brother starts whining,
C F C G
But please don't forget we're a family.
F C G C
Now it's time for long distance calls
F C G C
To say I love you I don't know you at all.
F C G C
I don't sympathize with dead beat dads.
F C G C
He sits alone we were all he had.
C G
It's 20 years later.
C G
Brothers got a girlfriend.
C F
His wife is on the back end.
C G
Divorce ain't free.
C G
Sisters got a husband.
C G
But he don't give her lovin'.
C F C G
It's funny its a turnaround how life isn't free.
C G C G
Got to pay the mortgage and get the kids thru college.
C F C G
And maybe if we're lucky we can make ends meet.
C G C G
Sister starts crying, brother starts whining.
C F C G
But please don't forget we're a family.
F C G C
Now it's time for long distance calls
F C G C
To say I love you I don't know you at all.
F C G C
I don't sympathize with dead beat dads.
F C G C
He sits alone we were all he had.
