Smash Mouth - Heave - Ho Ukulele

BAND: Smash Mouth


VERSE 1:
F#ii5
Neighbor called my landlord
    D#5
She said that she was p**sed
G#5          G5
Up all night making noise
    Eii5 
And she cant get no rest
    F#ii5
She said we was running a flop house
D#5      
Full of thieves and thugs
G#5           G5                               Eii5
Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
   B5               G#5
So she got bent she raised the rent
              A5
Said it would only take one more
G#5                G5
Phone call from my whiny neighbor 


RIFF1:
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B |-------------------------------------------|
G |-8-----------------------------------------|
D |---9-8---------6----------6----------------|
A |-------9-6-6-9---9--6-6-9---9--6-6-5-------|
E |-------------------------------------------|


VERSE 2:
F#5       A#5      E5
What's up with my neighbor
B5        F#5   A#5     E5    B5
What's it gonna take to get a break
F#        A#5   E5     B5        F#5   A#5  E5  B5
She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
F#5         A#5    E5    B5      F#5
Church mice at St. Leo's down my street
     A#5      E5  B5
Have moved so far away
F#5     A#5       E5          B5      F#5   A#5  E5  B5
She has sent them packing and running scared
C#5                B5                E5       D#5
How much more does she think we will take 

F#5   A#5      E5       B5      F#5     A#5
Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored
     E5   B5    F#5    A#5       E5      B5        F#5   A#5  E5  B5
I'll understand why my neighbors make me feel like hell
F#5    A#5  E5      B5    F#5       A#5        E5   B5
I cant even watch T.V. or sneeze or fart can't even breathe
F#5      A#5    E5        B5       F#5     A#5   E5  B5
For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
C#5                B5                E5    (pause)
How much more does she think we will pay 


CHORUS:
D#5     F#5        D#5     F#5
No more flop house no more fun
D#5        F#5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
D#5        D5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
D#5      F#5       D#5 F#5
Shooting cans with BB  guns
D#5        F#5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
D#5        D5
   I've got a whiny neighbor
D#5      F#5         D#5     F#5
She says these punks have to go
D#5           F#5   D#5     D5        D#5
I think we're gonna get the old heave-ho  
     B5      D#5     B       D#5     B5   C#5      
(ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho (ho) ho

VERSE 3: (SAME AS VERSE 1)
Neighbor called my landlord
It was a sunday afternoon
She couldn't hear the tv set
We were having a barbeque
We were listening to Louis Prima
And drinking Meisterbrau
If she would have come and talked it over
And she wasn't a lazy cow
So she got bent and raised the rent
Said it would only take one more
Phone call from my whiny neighbor 

VERSE 4: (SAME AS VERSE 2)
Maybe someday when I'm jaded
9 to 5 at a job I hate
I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
But I'd have a clever strategy
And catch them when the rent is late
And all the other bills are overdue
After all this is the neighborly way 


CHORUS


BRIDGE:
E |-9----------
B |---9--------
Don't even hide the dog

Or put the bong away
C#5                        G#5        B5
We don't want to live here anyway 


VERSE 5: (SAME AS VERSE 1)
Neighbor called my landlord
She said we didn't care
The lawn is dead
Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
She said we had crazy parties every night
The yard is littered with bottles and cans
Skateboards and bikes
She didn't get bent
Didn't raise the rent
We only got a note
In 30 days we'll get the old heave ho


CHORUS