Sloppy Seconds - Kegs R 4 Kids Chords

[Chorus]
N.C.
Kegs are for kids and kids are for kicks
N.C.
Beers are for drinkin' 'til you fall down sick
N.C.
And if the drinks are free, then I'm all for that
N.C.
So chug two gallons in a minute flat
N.C.
Drinking sudsy water from a plastic cup
N.C.
Lookin' so pathetic, gettin' so f**ked up
                                                                 D
But if the kegs are for kids, I hope we never run out of beer
 
[Verse 1]
G                         D
Kegs are for kids, 'cause kids never mind
G                                     C
Makin' friends with strangers as they stand in line
       C                   D
'Cause everyone knows it's Saturday night
   G                       Em
We wanna get stupid and we gotta get tight
        C                     D
Gettin' fried all night, like bugs through the zapper
G                       C
Ice in the tub but they forgot the tapper
       C                    D                        G       D
If the kegs are for kids, I hope we never run out of beer
 
[Verse 2]
    G                          D
You pump on the handle until you hear it hiss
    G                    C
You wanna party, but you gotta p**s
           C             D
And if the keg runs dry, grab your wallet
    G                       Em
Are you a freeloader, or an alcoholic?
       C                   D
So you raise your pitcher, drink one more
G                        C
Guzzle it down until you hit the floor
C                         D                    G       D
Kegs are for kids and the kids never had it so good
 
[Interlude]
G D G C C D G D
 
[Chorus]
G                     D
Kegs are for kids and kids are for kicks
G                               C
Beers are for drinkin' 'til you fall down sick
           C                     D
And if the drinks are free, then I'm all for that
   G                     Em
So chug two gallons in a minute flat
         C                  D
Drinking sudsy water from a plastic cup
G                    C
So pathetic, gettin' so f**ked up
           C                    D                        G
But if the kegs are for kids, I hope we never run out of beer
 
[Verse 3]
A                         E
Kegs are for kids but you gotta move fast
    A                       D
The clock is ticking and it may not last
    D                               E
But don't tell the kids, cause they don't wanna know
     A                            F#m
Just roll out the barrel 'til the beer wont flow
          D                         E
There's a guy in the kitchen mixing rum and Cokes
       A                     D
With a dirty t-shirt telling dirty jokes
D                         E                    A    E
Kegs are for kids and the kids never had it so good
 
[Chorus]
    A                            E
You pump on the handle until you hear it hiss
    A                    D
You wanna party, but you gotta p**s
           D             E
And if the keg runs dry, grab your wallet
    A                       F#m
Are you a freeloader, or an alcoholic?
        D                     E
Gettin' fried all night, like bugs through the zapper
A                          D
Ice in the tub but they forgot the tapper
         D                           E                            A    E
Take the kegs from the kids, but you can't keep the kids out of a keg
 
[Outro]
             D                           E                            A    E
You take the kegs from the kids, but you can't keep the kids out of a keg
             D                           E                              A    E
You take the kegs from the kids, but you can't keep the kids out of the keg
A    E
Keg
A    E
Keg
A    E
Keg
 
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