WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Sloppy Seconds - Blackmail Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
E B A B E B A B E B E B
[Verse 1]
E B
Well, your father's in Bermuda
E B
And the milkman's overjoyed
E B
Your maid is into bondage
E B
And I've got Polaroids
E B
And I was on the corner
E B
When you wrecked your mother's Porsche
E B
But why should I inform her
E B
About your poor misfortune?
[Chorus]
A B
'Cause everyone has secrets
E
But sometimes you get caught
A B
So if it's just between us
E
My silence can be bought
E B A B E B A B E B E B
Blackmail . . . blackmail
[Verse 2]
E B
I was looking through your closet
E B
When I found your water bong
E B
Your stash of Turkish hash
E B
And a twelve-inch rubber dong
E B
And I won't tell your family
E B
About your last abortion
E B
So you can call it "bribery"
E B
But I prefer "extortion"
[Chorus]
A B
'Cause everyone has secrets
E
But sometimes you get caught
A B
So if it's just between us
E
My silence can be bought
E B A B E B A B E B E B
Blackmail . . . blackmail
[Solo]
E B A B E B A B E B E B
[Verse 3]
E B
Well, my counselor is a dealer
E B
And the football coach is queer
E B
The school nurse and the dean of boys
E B
Are having an affair
E B
And someone shot the rent-a-cop
E B
And I'm the only witness
E B
But I won't tell you who it was
E B
'Cause it's none of your business
[Chorus]
A B
'Cause everyone has secrets
E
But sometimes you get caught
A B
So if it's just between us
E
My silence can be bought
E B A B E B A B
Blackmail . . . blackmail
[Outro]
E B A B E B A B E B A B E E9
Blackmail . . . blackmail
