WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Screeching Weasel - I Wanna Be A Homosexual Chords | Ver. 1
"I Wanna Be a Homosexual"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel, Danny Vapid, and Jughead
(C) 1989 Screeching Weasel
Lookout! Records release Kill the Musicians (LK 95 LP/CS/CD)
[Notes]
* (chord)^ = chord is arpeggiated
* All E chords are X 7 9 9 X X X and all F# chords are X 9 11 11 X X X.
* Lyrics are my best guess, as a sheet is not included with the album.
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["I Wanna Be a Homosexual"]
Lead intro:
(rhythm chords): B^ E^ C#^ E^ B^ E^
E----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11-
B--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12----
G----------------------------------------11-----------------------
C#^ E^ B^ E^
E----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11--
B--12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12--------
G-----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11--------------
C#^ E^ B E
E----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B--12----12----12----12----12----12-------------------------------
G-----11----11----11----11----11----11----------------------------
C# E B
E--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B-----------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------
E C# E
E--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-----
B----------------------------------------------------------------12--
G--------------------------------------------------------------------
B E C#
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------
E B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------
E C# E B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----|
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12-|
G-----------------------------------------------------------------|
[B / C# / E] x2
[Verse]:
B C# E
I got a little list and I've been working out my limp wrist
B C# E
See you in orange drag(?), I think I wanna be a faggot, man
B C# E B
Mincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, merry little queen
C# E
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream, a dance boy with wing(?)
[Chorus]:
B F# G# E B
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E B
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
F# G# E
I wanna be
[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference, Mister Greenwrench (?), you just need a man
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah
[Repeat chorus]
[Bridge]:
E F# D# G#
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
E F#
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
D# G# E F#
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo
[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the
street
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh*t
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer
[Repeat chorus and end on B]
