Sandler Adam - Mr Bake O Chords

MR. BAKE-O 
ADAM SANDLER 
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME 
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I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV 
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It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see 
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I just lit some crazy ass sh*t 
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that my friend overnight mailed to me 
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I'm f**king wasted 
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It's the best sh*t I ever tasted 
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I think they f**king laced it 
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Cause I'm so damn lambasted 

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe 
I told him he better go easy with this sh*t but he didn't believe the hype 
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it 
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked 

He's f**king wasted 
It's the best sh*t he ever tasted 
He's lost in f**king spaced-ed 
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted 

Oh I spent the last two hours 
hiding under my bed 
Cause I looked in the garbage can 
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head 

I'm f**king wasted 

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face 
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place 
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak 
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak 

I'm f**king wasted 
It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted 
My brain's been erased-ed 
Well f**king fried 

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat 
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet 
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe 
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you 

I'm f**king wasted 
It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted 
Oh f**king sh*t 

I'm way too baked 

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