Rodney Carrington - Shes Seen A Lot Of Dick Ukulele

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                      SHE'S SEEN A LOT OF DICK  - Rodney Carrington
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Tuning: standard

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Back in 1932, in a sleazy bordello
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Grandma' worked her fingers to the bone
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While others were baking cookies,
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Grandma was selling nookie to lonely men, 
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so they wouldn't be alone.
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They say she was the best lay, 
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That's how she kept the rent paid,
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She's seen a lot of dick, in her day.
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She's seen a lot of dick in her day.
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I said miles and miles of peckereth come her way.
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yeah she knew 'em, hell she blew 'em
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and for fifties she'd even screw 'em
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lord she's seen a lot of dick in her day
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in her day..