Rodney Carrington - If Im The Only One Ukulele

We (G)fell in love and got (Em)married back in (C) 1993 (D)
(G) People said you had a (Em)rocky past, (C) it never mattered to me (D)
(Em) You say I'm the only one, but there're (A)pictures on our wall
Of (C)you and your x boy friend (D)kissin' at the mall

If I'm the (G)only one you ever (Em)loved, how (C)come you still talk to (D)him
If I'm (G) the only one you ever (Em)loved, how come our (C)baby looks just like (D)Tim
(C) Just askin' questions, (D) I don't mean to pry
(C) You got all the answers, so (D)baby, just (D/E)tell me (D/F#)why

If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved who's (C)underwear are these (D)
If I'm (G) the only one you (Em)ever loved how come you've (C)got so many Mardi Gras (D)beads
You (C)say that I'm the (G)only (Em)one you (D) love

You (G)didn't come home the (Em)other night, (C) you said you had to work (D)late
(G) I came by your (Em)office with some (C)cookies I baked (D)
(Em) I walked in and I saw him and his (A)hands were in your hair
And (C)both your feet were (G)pointed (Em)in (D) the air

If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)boss is all over you (D)
If I'm (G) the only one you (Em)ever loved, how come his (C)pants are around his (D)shoes
(C) Just askin' questions, (D) I don't mean to pry
(C) You got all the answers, so (D)baby, just tell my why

I just (C)need an explanation, so (D)I can understand
(G) Why, when I came home last night, there (Em)was a naked man
Runnin' (Am)'cross our land with his (C)clothes in his hand, he ran (D)

If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come your (C)names on the bathroom (D)wall
If I'm the (G)only one you (Em)ever loved, how come it (C)says for a good time (D)call
You (C)say that I'm the only one you (D) love
But you (Em)spent the night on 50 Cent's tour (D) bus

How am (C)I the only (D)one you ever loved (G)