Renegade Rail - Fat Girls And Weed Chords

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ANOTHER TAPE FROM BIN LADEN TO THE AL JAZEER
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SAID "THE FUTURE LOOKS DIM AND THE END IS NEAR"
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WE GOT FIRES AND FLOODS AND HURRICANES
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ITS ENOUGH TO DRIVE A CRAZY MAN INSANE
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I DONT ASK FOR MUCH YOU KNOW IM EASY TO PLEASE
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THERES JUST TWO THINGS THAT SATISFY ME

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FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
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WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
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THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
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FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
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THATS ALL I NEED (WITH PLUS SIZE JEANS)
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WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
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MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED


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I HAD TO TAKE OUT A LOAN JUST TO FILL UP MY TANK
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GOT ANOTHER LATE NOTICE FROM THE GUY AT THE BANK
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SOMETIMES I WALK AWAY JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD
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BUT MY MIND KEEPS DRIFTIN BACK INSTEAD
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TO A HEAVY DUTY HAMMOCK DOWN IN AMSTERDAM
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AND A BIG FOGGY SHADOW BELOW IN THE SAND

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FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
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WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
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A CORN DOG SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
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FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
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THATS ALL I NEED (BIGGIE SIZE FOR ME)
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WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
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MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED


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WELL SINCE MARY JANE MET JENNY CRAIG
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SHES GOT MORE TO LOVE SHE NEVER MAKES ME BEG
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TAKE A SACK OF FLOUR AND A HIT OFF MY BONG
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SHE LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN THAT DISAPPEARING THONG
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IF I CANT DRINK HER PRETTY IM GONNA SMOKE HER THIN
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SHES MY CORN FED BABY WITH A DOUBLE CHIN

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FAT GIRLS AND WEED, THATS ALL I NEED
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WELL WE BOTH GOT THE MUNCHIES
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THE BUFFET SOUNDS SO SWEET
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FAT GIRLS AND WEED (FAT GIRLS AND WEED)
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THATS ALL I NEED (B***H ATE MY SEEDS)
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WELL YOU PICK ONE UP YOU KNOW THEY BOTH
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MAKE YOU WEAK AT THE KNEES, FAT GIRLS AND WEED