Refreshments - Banditos Ukulele

        E
So just how far down do you want to go
         D
We could talk it out over a cup of joe
              A                                   E
and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh

      E(bar) D(bar) A E

          E
Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust
          D
Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust
           A                                    E
and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh

         (CHORUS)

               E                E7
Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd
          A
Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
        E                                                B
of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway
       A         B              A(bar)           C#m
Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
    A                         B                         E      A E A E A E A
So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there
A          B             A(bar)              C#m
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
     A                    B
Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos
                     E
yeah and that seems fair

     E D A(bar) E

           E
So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car
              D
And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far
          A                                         E
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh

           (to CHORUS)

           (to SOLO – E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E)

           (to CHORUS)
             D               A                      E
…that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air


     OUTRO:  E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E