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Orphan Tears

Orphan Tears Chords

Ray William Johnson - Orphan Tears chords, tabs, tablatures, lyrics

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Orphan Tears Chords – Ray William Johnson

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  D
It was a weekend, and you cant stop
  C
Us from going to the local dance spot.
  Am
Instead of drinking imported beers,
   F       A 
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.


  D
We popped the top. We know what was in it.
   C
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
   Am
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
    F   A
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.


   D
Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
  C
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
  Am
Oh snap! And what made it worse
  F     A
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.


  D
Then a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.
    C
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
   Am
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
  F     A
Yeah, Iím trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.


  D
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
   C
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
 Am
I dont believe it. Iím gonna be sea sick.
  F    A
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.


  D
Little children, near and far
  C
Dont know where your parents are.
  Am
Cry directly in this jar.
   F            A  
I will drink it at the bar.
   D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
    C  
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
    Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
  F            A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.


   D                           C               
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before.
    Am                        F           A
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.

(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!"
    D                            C
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, ďHello with the pudding!Ē
   Am                                  F    A
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.


 D                       C
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
    Am                            F                A
I couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
   D                       C
I barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange.
    Am                            F     A
Sippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things.


  D  
Little children, near and far
  C
Dont know where your parents are.
 Am
Cry directly in this jar.
  F              A 
I will drink it at the bar.
 D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
 C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
 Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
  F               A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.


  D
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
 C
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
 Am
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
  F                  A
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.


  D
She came back with a glass of liquid.
  C
I said, I asked for something different.
  Am
This looks like a normal beer.
   F               A
She said, no its Orphan Tears.


    D 
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
  C
Whole club looking like a forest.
  Am
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
   F                    A
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.


  D
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
  C
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
  Am
Pulling me back slow
  F                 A
Dance floor turned into a black hole.


  D
Spinning around horribly.
  C
Feeling like Dorothy.
  Am
Woke up and was still at home.
  F             A
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.


   D
Little children, near and far
  C
Dont know where your parents are.
    Am
Cry directly in this jar.
   F            A
I will drink it at the bar.
  D
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
  C
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
  Am
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
   F               A
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears

 Ending:  D,C,Am,F,A

 
   D
Hello! With the pudding!
  C
 P-P-P-P-Pudding
  Am
H-H-Hello-with 
  F         
Pudding.. Pudding
 A        
Bill Cosby 
   D
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
  C
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
  Am
(Pudding) Bill Cosby
  F                    A
(Pudding) Bill Cosby





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