Ray William Johnson - My Balls Chords

[SPOKEN]
Girl, I know you left me,
But there was something I forgot to show you.


[VERSE 1]
Am
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
F
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
C
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
G
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.


Am
I wanna be your man again,
F
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
C
And I know you said you'd never call,
G
But girl, you ain't seen my balls. 

[CHORUS]
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(Repeat)

[VERSE2]
Am
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
F
They're so damn big. How big are they?
C
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
G
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
Am
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
F
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
C
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
G
That's why when they back up you hear a Beep Beep.

Am
And how can I be subtle,
F
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
C
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
G
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
Am
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
F
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
C
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
G
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

[CHORUS]
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(Repeat)

[VERSE3]
Am
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
F
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.\
C
And when the sun's right, it might cause
G
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
Am
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
F
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
C
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
G
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.


[BRIDGE]
Am
I got what you need.
F
And you'd said you'd never call,
C                              G
But girl you ain't seen these balls.

Am
I wanna be your man again,
F
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
C
And I know you said you'd never call,
G
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.


[CHORUS]
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(Repeat)

[SPOKEN]
I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's.