Paul And Storm - Nugget Man Chords

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Robert C. Baker, died on a monday.
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We all know his work although few know his name.
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A Cornell professor, who taught poultry science,
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Forever enshrined in the poultry hall of fame.

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84 years worth of food innovations,
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Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and turkey ham,
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Above them all stood Baker's greatest creation,
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For Baker begat chicken nuggets for man.

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Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
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Heading on down to the old promised land,
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Happy the meals all have been since the day,
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That the nugget man came our wa-ay.

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Robert C. Baker, way back in the fifties,
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Changed the way children and college kids eat,
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When he invented a way to get breading,
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To adhere much better to raw chicken meat.

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His new method led fast food chains in the eighties,
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To develop and market a new bite-sized snack food,
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Made from mechanically recovered meat and anti-foaming products,
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Reconstituted meat slurry and chicken skin for its binding properties.

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Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
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Heading on down to the old promised land,
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Guts beaks and feet now don't get thrown away,
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Since the nugget man came our wa-ay.

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The king of the burgers and popeye are mourning.
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The colonel has arranged a 21 gun salute.
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The churches are silent, but for poor Wendy's weeping,
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And Ronald has hung up his big red shiny shoes.

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Robert C. Baker's last will was specific,
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That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine,
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And to place his remains into small cardboard coffins ,
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And bury the pieces six at a time.

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Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
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Heading on down to the old promised land,
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Dipped into his honey-mustard filled grave,
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That the nugget man came our wa-ay.

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Nugget man...