Patent Pending - Hey Mario Ukulele

Intro:
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 I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer how you chase that girl around.
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 You've been fighting all her battles, if she's really worth the hassle, you'd be living in the castle by now.
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 And it makes me sick how you break these bricks for a girl who barely knows you exist.
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 Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun.
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 Dude... I think you've got a problem


 D      A               E
 Mario, get your sh*t together bro!
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 You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives.
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 Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro.
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 And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low.
         A           E      D
 Hey Mario! Get your sh*t together!
         A            E                   D
 Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this b*tch forever!


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 Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more stalking this chick in a Koopa-Troopa town.
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 Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a Ho get him down.
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 Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go, we'll jump the flag pole and light up the night.
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 Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires... And spitting hot fire.


 D      A               E
 Mario, get your sh*t together bro!
        F#m              D              A                 E
 You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives.
              D              A           E          F#m
 Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro.
             B                                        D
 And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low.
         A           E      D
 Hey Mario! Get your sh*t together!
         A            E                   D
 Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this b*tch forever!


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 You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver.
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 An athlete, a spaceman, a "Super Smash" survivor.
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 You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad, down in cocoa beach, where the hunnies at!
       D
 Yeah! Get up, get up, get off the floor.
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 She's not the one worth dying for.


 D      A               E
 Mario, get your sh*t together bro!
        F#m              D              A                 E
 You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives.
              D              A           E          F#m
 Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro.
             B                                        D
 And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low.


 D      A               E
 Mario, get your sh*t together bro!
        F#m              D              A                 E
 You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives.
              D              A           E          F#m
 Just let her go (go go) Mario, you're a next level bro.
             B                                        D
 And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low.
         A           E      D
 Hey Mario! Get your sh*t together!
         A            E                   D
 Hey Mario! Or you'll chase this b*tch forever!