Parquet Courts - Master Of My Craft Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I got a gold medal record time, gold record, diamond mine,
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Name in print, tongue, t-shirts and minds.
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Thread count - high
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Commissions - high
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Hourly rates - high
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A minute of your time?
D
Forget about it.
 
[Verse]
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I didn't come here to dream or teach the world things,
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Define paradigms, or curate no livin' days,
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With high thread counts and staircases high.
A7
Hourly rates - high
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A minute of your time?
D
Forget about it.
 
[Bridge]
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C              G
I’m best in my class
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C              G
I’m best in my class
 
[Refrain]
A7
Thread count - high
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Commissions - high
A7
Hourly rates - high
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A minute of your time?
D
Forget about it.
 
[Verse]
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People die I don't care,
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you should see the wall of ambivalence I'm building
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I got no love for the living.
A7
My thread count - high
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Commissions - high
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Hourly rates - high
A7
A minute of your time?
D
Forget about it.
 
[Verse]
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Death to all false prophets
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around here we praise a dollar you f**kin' hippie
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Wanna walk around in my shoes and then tell me how it feels
A7
Thread count - high
A7
Commissions - high
A7
Hourly rates - high
A7
A minute of your time?
D
Forget about it.
 
[Instrumental]
C Bb A Bb C G
C              G
I’m best in my class
C Bb A Bb C G
C                    G
From the hands of my mother, said I'm master of my craft
 
[Refrain]
A7
Thread count - high
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Commissions - high
A7
Hourly rates - high
Bb
A minute of your time?
Bb
Ya know Socrates died in the f**kin' gutter!
 
[Outro]
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