Homo Christmas – Pansy Division
Intro:
G C Am D (x4)
(verse 1)
G
You'll probably get sweaters
Am C D
Underwear and socks
G C
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Am C D
Is a nice hard cock
G C
You deserve a cute boy
Am C D
Who's horny and queer
G C Am C D
To make the most out of Christmas cheer
(chorus)
G C Am D
I wanna be your Christmas present
G C Am D
I wanna be your Christmas queer
G C Am D
I wanna be your Cristmas present
C D G
Have a homo Christmas this year
(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
(chorus)
(verse 3, same chords)
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
(chorus x2, end on G)
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