Original Artist - Its Hard To Kiss The Lips Chords

Its Hard To Kiss The Lips
Whiskey City Outlaws

I saw someone mentioning something about funny
country song names on the net, and I liked the name of
this one, so I wrote a song with it. I didn't 
put the chords on here yet, or the intro/solo. 
However I will soon, I hope you enjoy! 
This really hits home lol.


Verse 1
Well I walked in about ten,
And the wife asked "where ya been"
I said I went out just me and the boys.
She said thats sounds about right
staying out all night, and 
drinking Beer and making noise.
She started to curse and swear
And I really didnt want to be there
So I just nodded and headed straight for bed
But she followed me into the room
said I was a bafoon, and that
I didn't act like I did when we wed.

(Talking)
Well hunny let me explain something to you.

(Chorus)
Baby it's hard to kiss the lips, that chew my ass.
Not everyone is perfect, not everyone's at the head of the class.
But I try real hard to do the things that you want me to.
But it's hard to kiss the lips,that chew my ass.


Well last night I forgot
About damn near got shot
When I forgot about Valentines Day
You see Im no good with dates
Or at dodging plates
But luckily I moved out of the way
Then she chased after me
Waiving my .33
Said she had about enough of me
I took out of the drive
thankful to be alive
And drove away as far as the eye could see.

(Talking)
If she would only let me explain

(Chorus)
Baby it's hard to kiss the lips, that chew my ass.
Not everyone is perfect, not everyone's at the head of the class.
But I try real hard to do the things that you want me to
But it's hard to kiss the lips,that chew my ass.

(Solo)

(Bridge)
Well they say there's nothing that ductape can't fix,
Well I would have to disagree.
I thought it would shut her up
But it just made her more made at me.....

(Talking)
I don't think she gets it...

(Chorus)
Baby it's hard to kiss the lips, that chew my ass.
Not everyone is perfect, not everyone's at the head of the class.
But I try real hard to do the things that you want me to
But it's hard to kiss the lips,that chew my ass.

Baby its hard to kiss the lips.......
That chew my ass out all day......