Nirvana - Beeswax Ukulele

[Intro]

Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4 Absus4 Gsus4 x4


[Verse]

Bsus4  Bbsus4     Asus4     Absus4  Gsus4
I    was    seeking   out for a   funnel
Bsus4 Bbsus4   Asus4     Absus4    Gsus4
Not   only  magnets but I could pry  bar it shut
Bsus4 Bbsus4 Asus4     Absus4    Gsus4
 Gluing my  manhood towards a manhole Like
Bsus4 Bbsus4   Asus4      E G        D5
Pepe  le   Pew the  scent, hey, hey, had lightweight


[Chorus]

E      G E
clutch!
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E        
I got my titilate...


[Verse]

Bsus4  Bbsus4   Asus4      Absus4 Gsus4
             She     laughs    about it
Bsus4  Bbsus4      Asus4      Absus4   Gsus4
Shrinking   and flexing if the    wind blows just right
Bsus4  Bbsus4     Asus4      Absus4  Gsus4
Jacking   themselves   off polyester
Bsus4 Bbsus4  Asus4         E     G     D5 
I  wanna jump,   just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back?


[Chorus]

E      G E
clutch!
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E        
I got my titilate...


[Mid-section]

F E             N.C.
   I don't know why
F E        N.C.
   I got a joke to silly to say
F E                N.C.
   Don't touch the balls
F E     G           D
I got a dick, Dick, hear my f**king hate!


[Chorus]

E      G E
clutch!
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E        
I got my titilate...


[Verse]

Bsus4  Bbsus4    Asus4      Absus4 Gsus4
If  you're  wondering it's gaining monthly
Bsus4  Bbsus4   Asus4   Absus4    Gsus4
Fiberglass   insulated, disguised as cotton candy
Bsus4 Bbsus4   Asus4    Absus4 Gsus4
Spawning    downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Bsus4  Bbsus4    Asus4    Absus4 Gsus4
Feeling     can't    help me     romp
Bsus4 Bbsus4    Asus4     Absus4   Gsus4
Bill, just f**k me,  take me   an*l
        Bsus4  Bbsus4  Asus4   Absus4 Gsus4
Billy's slit reminds  me of someone
Bsus4  Bbsus4   Asus4      Absus4  Gsus4
I'm  sick  of paying for the love boat
Bsus4 Bbsus4  Asus4       E    G         D5
Tony   and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say


[Chorus]

E    G E
look!  
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed 
  Bb  A  G    E       G E
I got my li - ber - ty
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E  
I got my titilate


[Mid-section]

F     E
spayed
        N.C.
Nothing hard
F E        N.C.
   I gotta be around pussy
F E             N.C.
   Don't let me fall
F E        G        D5
   I got a huh, huh,  well you can't


[Chorus]

 E  G E
live
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E          G E
I got my titilate spayed
Bb  A    G   E  
I got my titilate