Nick Lowe - All Men Are Liars Ukulele

All Men Are Liars - Nick Lowe 
                                                                   
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All men (all men), all men are liars
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Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires 
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Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth 
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All men are liars and that's the truth 

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Well do you remember Rick Astley ?
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He had a big fat hit that was ghastly 
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He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down 
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Well I'm here to tell ya that Dick's a clown 

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Though he was just a boy when he made that vow 
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I'd bet it all that he knows by now 
                                                                   
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All men (all men), all men are liars
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Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires 
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Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth 
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All men are liars and that's the truth 
                                                                   
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Among God's creatures man must be 
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The most slimy and slippery now 
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There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit 
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Behind a little moustache he grew, the shifty brute 

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All the ones not choking on the words they ate 
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Are sweating on getting their stories straight 
                                                                   
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All men (all men), all men are liars
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Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires 
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Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth 
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All men are liars and that's the truth 

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All men (all men), all men are liars
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Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires 
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Hey girls (girls) bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth 
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All men are liars and all men are liars 
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All men are liars, all men are liars and that's the truth
                                                                   
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