Nerf Herder - Doing Laundry Tabs

Band: Nerf Herder
Label: Fat Wreck Chords
Written and Performed By: Nerf Herder

This is a hilarious song, and it's fun to sing and play, short and simple too!
I'm positive that it's 100% correct, if not, corrections are always welcome!
Please rate, comment, and enjoy!

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Lyrics:

Knee-high! Argyle! Tube!

I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock
I was thinking of you, I wish I had more than two
'Cause I can't find anything else to do
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock

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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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