Morrissey - Thats Entertainment Ukulele

That's entertainment(cover of the jam) by morrissey

(Capo on 3rd fret)

intro: /G     /Em7  Em/G     /Em7  Em/AM7    /Fmaj7    /G     /Em7   Em//

V 1  : G                  Em7       Em
       A police car and a screaming siren,
       G                  Em7       Em
       Pneumatic drill on the ripped up concrete.
       G                  Em7       Em
       A baby wailing a stray dog howling,
       G                      Em7       Em
       Brakes screech, as a lamp light blinking.
       Am7        Fmaj7
       That's entertainment,
       Am7        Fmaj7    /G     /Em7   Em/
       That's entertainment.

V 2  : G                       Em7        Em
       A smash of glass and a rumble of__ boots,
       G                        Em7        Em
       An electric train and a _ripped_up_phone_booth.
       G                             Em7       Em
       A hot day and a sticky black tarmac
       G                       Em7         Em
       A hot day and I'm wishing I was far away
       Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment,
       Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment.
       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa,
       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.

V 3  : G                       Em7        Em
       Days of speed and slow time mondays,
         G                       Em7        Em
       Wake at 6 a.m and think about your holidays
         G                       Em7        Em
       Open window and breathing in petrol
        G                       Em7        Em
       A cold flat with the damp on the walls, yes
        Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment,
        Am7        Fmaj7
       Thats entertainment
    
   G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.
    
   G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.
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   G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.       G     Em7         Em
       

(Inst): /G     /Em7   Em/


V 4  : G                       Em7        Em
       Two lovers kissing amongst the screams of midnight,
         G                       Em7        Em
       Two lovers missing the tranquillity of solitude.
         G                       Em7        Em
       Read graffiti 'of slashed seat affairs,
         G                       Em7        Em
       Splatted walls and a _kick in the balls
         G     Em7        Em
        Is all_ that you get
         G                       Em7        Em
        In the name of entertainment 
  
       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.       G     Em7         Em
       Ahhh, La la la la laa.
 
       Ahhh, La ...etc     (rpt to fade)  ://