Monty Python - I Bet You They Wont Play This Song On The Radio Ukulele

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              I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
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              I bet you they won't play this new  $%^*ing  song
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              It's not that it's %$!&  or  #*&^*  controversial
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              It's just that the @*$*ing words are awfully strong
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              You can't say  *^&*  on the radio
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              Or  ~#$-,  Or  ^&*$,  Or  #*&*
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              You can't even say,  I'd like to  &*$^  you someday
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              Unless you're a doctor with a very large  *&*^
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              So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
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              I bet you they don't  ^$*&ing  well programme it
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              I bet you those  *$&*ing  old programme directors
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              Will think it's a load of horse $&!£