Monty Python - Henry Kissinger Ukulele

...HENRY KISSINGER... by Monty Python
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*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*


Intro:

G  E7, A7  D7, Cm  D7

Verse 1:

      G                  Daug
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya;
           G            G7
You're the doctor of my dreams.
          C7
With your crinkly hair, and your glassy stare,
         G             G7
And your Machiavellian schemes.

  A7
I know they say that you are very vain,
    D7                                                  Daug
And short and fat and pushy; but at least you're not in-sane.
      G                  A7              D7               G
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya, and wishing you were here.

Verse 2:

      G                  Daug
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
          G             G7
You're so chubby and so neat.
          C7
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose;
              G           G7
You're like a German para-keet.

    A7
All right, so people say that you don't care,
               D7                                          Daug
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.
      G                  A7              D7               G
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya, and wishing you were here...


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   G       E7      A7      D7      Cm     Daug     G7      C7

 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 320003  020100  x02223  xx0212  x35543  xx4332  323000  x32310