I don't like fancy learnin' books.
I don't like apple tarts.
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
I don't like modern arts.
Well I like farts,
Yes I like farts,
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start
G C D ......
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...
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