Miranda Cosgrove - Gravity A Bitch Chords

[Intro: Piano] 

G     E7    A  D  G     


[Verse: Piano/Bass, No Drums]

    G                                      E7
You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling 
        A                 D          G
And you party like you're eight feet tall
        G                               E7
You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts, 
     A                      D 
From here, everything seems small

     G                            G
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
      C                     A7
Look around and maybe start planning 
             G                               E7
For what the future holds and though you're far from old
        A                D         G    
You moisturize and spend less time tanning


[Chorus]

       C                       C#dim (A7)          
You're hanging over but you're hanging in, 
        G                           
You're starting to look like all of your friends
    A
Conversations turning from rock and roll 
   D            C                 Bm        Am     
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

    G                            G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs, 
        C                          A7
You got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it, 
       A    D      G          
'cause gravity's a b**ch


[Drums enter. Piano lead.]

 G             C      A7      
 G      E7     A   D  G       


[Verse 2]

G                            G
Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring 
    C                       G    
The things you don't see so clear
     G                                E7 
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass, 
            A                         D
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here

       G                            G
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty, 
   C                          A7 
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
      G                                   E7
Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb your hair if you've still got it, 
              A             D      G  
'cause you're almost at the finish line


[Chorus]

       C                       C#dim  (A7)
You're hanging over but you're hanging in, 
        G                            
You're starting to look like all of your friends
    A
Conversations turning from rock and roll 
   D            C                 Bm        Am
To kids and politics and how much money you owe

    G                            G
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs, 
        C                          A7
You got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it, 
       A      D    G                      A      D    G
'cause gravity's a b**ch            Yeah, gravity's a b**ch,
                      A                D      G 
I'm here to tell you, gravity            is a b**ch