Melanie Martinez - Alphabet Boy Ukulele

Dm F Am Dm

        Dm                               F
 You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around
     Am                                       Dm
 You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
         Dm                             F
 You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry
        Am                             Dm
 If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised


           Dm                  F
 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
             Am           Dm
 I say, f**k your degree, alphabet boy
                  Dm                            F
 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
               Am     Dm
 f**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy


                  Am
 I'm not a little kid now
              F
 Watch me get big now
                      Am
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm
 Little alphabet boy

Dm F Am Dm

 Dm                              F
 Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies
 Am                                   Dm
 Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
 Dm                                 F
 You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
     Am
 But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
     Dm
 And your dictionary's destroyed


           Dm                  F
 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
             Am           Dm
 I say, f**k your degree, alphabet boy
                  Dm                            F
 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
               Am     Dm
 f**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy


                  Am
 I'm not a little kid now
              F
 Watch me get big now
                      Am
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm
 Little alphabet boy

Dm F Am Dm

                  Am
 I'm not a little kid now
              F
 Watch me get big now
                      Am
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm
 Little alphabet boy

Dm Am F Dm