Marina And The Diamonds - Philosopher My Arse Ukulele

     G#               (mute)
Your theories, your beliefs
        G#                 G
And the way you preach for peace
               G#  G       Cm
It sounds like vomit to my ears

     G#             G
Woh, daddy likes to teach
               G#                      G
Counts for the muttered words you like to speak
                   G#  G       Cm
But it sounds like vomit to my ears

Chorus:
G#              Cm
Let me fall and kiss your feet
G#                                        Cm
Everybody knows they're cleaner than your lips
G#           Cm
I'm not easy to defeat
G#                               Cm
I know, I know when something's amiss (x3)
             Cm
Something's amiss

(same chords as in the first part)

Philosopher my ass
Your words leave your mouth pretty fast
And it sounds like vomit to my ears

I lie in the safety of your bed
Whilst Bob Marley goes straight to your head
How can you compare yourself to this man
Your whole life's a scam

So let me fall and kiss your feet
Everybody knows they're cleaner than your lips
I'm not easy to defeat
I know, I know when something's amiss (x3)
(I think I know when) something's amiss

      G#                  Cm
Don't cheat me, don't you cheat me
          G#                  Cm
Don't you think you can f**king lie to me
Yeah...

Coz I won't fall and kiss your feet
Everybody knows they're cleaner than your lips
I'm not easy to defeat
I know, I know when something's amiss (x3)
Something's amiss (x2)