Lynch Stephen - Hermaphrodite Chords

Capo: NO

E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C

E           C      E      C
She's part girl; she’s part boy.
E          C       E      C
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E           C     E      C
She's got more; she’s got less.
A                     F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

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E-C-E-C

E           C      E      C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E              C      E      C
Does she stand up when she’s taking a p**s?
      E           C      E      C
She's my little girl; she’s my little guy.
A                     F
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye.

E-C-D1
E-C-D1

E               C       D1
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
E                      C       D1
She watches football and the Lifetime channel.
E                   C       D1
What's that bulge under her nightie?
E             C       D1     E    C
It must be hermaphrodite.
E    C     E    C    E    C 
Hermaphrodite, yeah.

E               C      E      C
Some things are white; some things are black. 
E               C      E      C
Some girls wear makeup; mine shaves her back.
E            C      E      C
She is still beautiful; she is till fine.
A                    F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

E-C-D1
E-C-D1

E                C       D1
She can't help her imperfections.
E                C       D1
She gets jock itch from her yeast infection.
E               C       D1
Who stole all my tightie-whities?
E             C       D1     E    C
It must be hermaphrodite.

E-C-E-C
Yeah, hermaphrodite.

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Chords:
E:    022100
C:    X32010
A:    X02220
F:    133211
D1:   554030