Loudon Wainwright Iii - Man And Dog Chords

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When a man has a dog in the city... then the man needs to walk in the park
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Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark
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Living in the city, man living with a dog

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And a man has to carry him a plastic bag on his person at all times
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When a dog dumps on a sidewalk, walkin away is a crime
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Living in the city, man walkin' with a dog

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A man likes livin' in the city ...  but a man has to find some work
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Walkin' with a dog is a kind of a job, make you feel like a fool and a jerk
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Living in the city, workin' like a dog    (work out)

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Dog likes living in the city..., in the city there's a lot of other mutts
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Checkin' in front, checkin' in back, no ifs, no ands, just butts
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Living in the city, dog checkin' out a dog

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(Spoken)It's a pretty good way to meet a woman, if a woman is walking a dog
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Just say, what's her name, how old is she, Its easy like rolling off a log, 
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Checkin' out a woman, man acting like a dog

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When a man has a fight with a woman, then the man needs to go for a walk
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Walking with a dog is easy, he listens he don't talk
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                         Talkin' to the dog           (talk to me?)

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Walking with dog in the winter in the wind in the rain and the snow is a drag
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Its hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit and get the sh*t in the plastic bag
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Living in the city, man walking with a dog

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When a man has a dog in the city ... (very long pause with harmonies)  the man needs to walk in the park
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Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark
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Living in the city, man living with a dog