WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Local H - Mayonnaise And Malaise Ukulele | Ver. 1
that`s the acoustic version played with open chords
used chords: A Asus4 D Dsus4 G C E
I´m not sure what the last one is:
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A Asus4 D Dsus4
Writing what you say and saying it all back to you
G C ?
The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22
A Asus4 D Dsus4
Keep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me
G C ?
Catatonic face - I`m marking time randomly
A ... ends with E
Mayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)
then play this with fast strumming:
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Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more
I`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and malaise to go
It`s really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
we`ve passed our prime in record time
I never thought we`d fall so low
we`ve come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go
it`s really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I`ve come to resent what I represent
I`d like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks :-D
So good to be put in my place
Mayonnaise and malaise to go B-)
Punk rock car :-)
