Lisa Leblanc - Dump The Guy Asap Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I won't say it to your face
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So I'll write a song about it
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I won't say it to your face
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So I'll write a song about it
 
 
[Verse 2]
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I love you like a sister
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I love you like a sister
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I mean,   come on, we've been friends this long
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I love you like a sister, so I watch you like a hawk
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Sorry, but I just can't help it
 
 
[Verse 3]
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So when you talk about him
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And tell me the things that he tells you
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And the stuff   he pulls off
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The red flags are a-poppin', the alarms are a-ringin'
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I can't say I'm his number one fan
 
 
[Verse 4]
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You call me to rant and it's totally fine
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We've both seen each other's ugly cry
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It's none of my business, but it kinda is
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Cause you talk to me about it all the time
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
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And I understand that you love him and I respect that
       Bm            E                A
But I kinda want to punch him in the balls
 
 
[Chorus]
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
 
 
[Verse 5]
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We'll throw a big party
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I'll buy the balloons and the booze
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There'll be a buffet of Kleenex
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We'll be ready for the grand ol' cry fest
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Oh-oh, ice cream, Nutella, and chips
                   E
You name it, I got it
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
                Bm                              E
But until that day comes, I'll listen and wait patiently
    Bm      E
And tell myself
 
 
[Chorus]
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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Wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
 
 
[Outro]
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Woah-oh-oh, wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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Woah-oh-oh, wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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Woah-oh-oh, wouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy ASAP?
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ASAP