Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever Chords

[Verse 1]
 
Whatever...
Em
N.C.                                                                                    Em
I went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and i'm like whatever!
N.C.                                                                                                        Em
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'hey... aren't you that dude...' and i'm like yeah, whatever
N.C.
So later, i'm, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhhhhhh' and i'm like yeah,
          Em
whatever!
 
[Chorus]
 
C                 B                       Em
Cause this is my united states of whatever
C                 B                       Em
And this is my united states of whatever
C                 B                       Em
And this is my united states of whatever
 
[Verse 2]
 
N.C.
And then it's 3am i'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'hey punk' i'm
                      Em
like, yeah, whatever! 
N.C.
Then, i'm throwing dice in the alley and officer leroy comes up and he's like ' hey i thought i told you...'
                             Em
and i'm like, yeah, whatever!
N.C.
Then, up comes zaphron and i'm like 'yo, zaphron, what's up?' and hes like 'nothin' and i'm like 'that's cool'
 
[Chorus]
 
C                 B                       Em
Cause this is my united states of whatever
C                 B                       Em
And this is my united states of whatever