Kris Kristofferson - Eddie The Eunuch Chords

Eddie the Eunuch
K. Kristofferson


INTRO: E

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Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
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Nasty as an old man’s nose
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Makin' believin’ he was evil
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Struttin’ in his mama’s clothes

              A
You know that Eddie had a bad connection, baby
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Never had a chance to ball
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Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
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Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now

CHORUS:
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Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic
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Suckin' like a super star
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Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time
B7                               E
Eddie what a thing you are, ooh

              A
You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin’, baby
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Puttin' other people down
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Eddie couldn’t ever forgive them baby
B7                
’Cause he wasn’t Jackson Browne, no but


CHORUS

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He's a climber
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All the way down to the gutter
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Probably stomp on his mother, yeah
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He ain't got no shame, boys
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But there's more to the game
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Like who to bless and who to blame, boys