WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Kevin Bloody Wilson - That Fuckin Cats Back Ukulele | Ver. 1
"That f**kin Cat's Back"
[Riff 1]
(E) (A)
I WAS p**sED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
(B) (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
(E)
IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT'S HAPPENED
(A) (B) (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME p**sING IN THE FIRE
(A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
(B) (E)
WHEN A f**kING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
(A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
(B) (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
[CHORUS]
(A) (D) (A) (E)
BUT THAT f**kIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E) (A) (B)
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A) (B) (E)
NOW WHERE THE f**k DID HE COME FROM THAT f**kING CATS BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didn't wanna end up in the can
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I'm f**ked if I remember eating that
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[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that f**king cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
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