"That Fuckin Cat's Back"
Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album: Your Average Aussie Yobbo (1984)
[Riff 1]
(E) (A)
I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
(B) (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
(E)
IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT’S HAPPENED
(A) (B) (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE
(A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
(B) (E)
WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
(A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
(B) (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
[CHORUS]
(A) (D) (A) (E)
BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E) (A) (B)
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A) (B) (E)
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didn’t wanna end up in the can
And I’d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I’m fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
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