WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Kevin Bloody Wilson - Ho Ho Fuckin Ho Chords | Ver. 1
Ho Ho f**king Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson
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Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
D
We all work for Santa Claus
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Weve had enough we quit
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Cos we do all the f**kin work
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While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho f**kin ho
A
Im Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
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Crackin his f**kin whip
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And me stuck up the front
D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho f**kin ho
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as f**kin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a f**kin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song……………
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)