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Ho Ho Fuckin Ho Chords

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Kevin Bloody Wilson
Ho Ho f**king Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson



A
Ho ho f**kin ho

What a crock of sh*t
D
We all work for Santa Claus
                    E
Weve had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the f**kin work
A
While he stars in the show
D                                   
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E             A
Ho ho f**kin ho

A
Im Rudolph and I quit
                        D
Just who does he think he is
      E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
                     A
Crackin his f**kin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
                          D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
              A
Ho ho f**kin ho

Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho

And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as f**kin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho

Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho

Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a f**kin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho

Ho ho f**kin ho
What a crock of sh*t
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the f**kin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho f**kin ho


Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song……………
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
            
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