Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson
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Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
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Weve had enough we quit
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Cos we do all the fuckin work
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While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
A
Im Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
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Crackin his fuckin whip
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And me stuck up the front
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With these other useless c*nts
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Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
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Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a fuckin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
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