WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Kevin Bloody Wilson - Darlin Im So Horny Ukulele | Ver. 1
Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Intro: C G F C G C
Verse 1:
C F
The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
G F C
There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
C F
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
G
You're a walk up start for a f**k tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
Chorus:
C F
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G F C
I'd f**k a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
C F
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a f**k tonight.
G C
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
Verse 2:
C F
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
G F C
Ya just can't beat a good old fashion f**k, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
C F
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
G
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
C G F C G C
Verse 3:
C F
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
G F C
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
C F
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
G
Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
