Happy Birthday- Jon Lajoie
Intro:
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It's your birthday today,
What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
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That twenty-one years ago on this day,
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It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,
And nine months before that magical day,
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
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And they were having a good time,
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They were dancing and drinking wine,
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And when they got home they were horny as hell,
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
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And he tore her panties off,
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And his penis was hard as a rock,
And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
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So they formed a sixty-nine,
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And your mom came at least three times,
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And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
That he forgot to put a condom on,
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And when he realized his mistake,
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He had ejaculated and it was too late,
G A
And then your mom got pregnant,
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And your dad started crying,
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He wanted your mom to get an abortion,
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But your mom wanted a child,
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And nine months later you were born,
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And five months later your parents got a divorce.
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