can be played on a guitar.
Basically just an Am F E progression.
The song doesn't actually have guitar in, but it can be played on one
Chord Progression Throughout: Am F E
Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a f**k.
Well step aside b**ches, cause I give the lowest amount of f**k humanly possible.
(I don't a give a f**k...)
About anything, f**k everyone and f**k everything, what
(I don't give a f**k...)
I literally don't give a f**k about anything
I don't give a f**k about motherf**kin' anything
People care about sh*t, I say f**k everything
f**k you, f**k me, f**k the sky, f**k trees, f**k the sun
I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
And f**k toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And f**k coasters. I use a little plate instead
And f**k roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you
Don't give a f**k about chairs. I prefer to stand
And f**k air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And f**k the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes movie I like
And f**k liking sh*t. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f**k about not liking all the sh*t I don't like
Like tissues. f**k them! I blow my nose on the couch
And f**k my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f**k about seeing b**ch, f**k my eyes
f**k physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
f**k time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And f**k coasts, who gives a f**k about where water meets land
And f**k boats, just because you float you think you're so f**king bad
And f**k jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...
Chorus- Am F E
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "b**ch I don't give a f**k"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f**k, alright?"
etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are all below, but the chord rhythm is exactly the same.
Don't give a f**k about beverage size options motherf**ker
And I don't give a f**k about liquids either
They're all wet and sh*t and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a f**k about straight sex
And f**k my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
f**k biological functions, f**k the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherf**k copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
And f**k birth, entering the world of space & time is a b**ch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f**k about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f**king corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherf**king drag
You know what? f**k the word f**k, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a f**k the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f**k about winning yo
I don't even give a f**k about not giving a f**k,
so I do give a f**k... wait, what?
(I give a f**k...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a f**k...)
I literally care about every motherf**king thing
Enjoy, great song!