John Valby - Puff The Magic Tampon Chords

"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
Chords by Maniac1075


A              C#9 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON  
D              A 
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S 
D                  A                   F#9     B9        E 
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE 


A              C#9         D                 A 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE 
D             A                   F#9         B9     E 
MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE 


A             C#9        D                 A 
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF 
   E                      A 
HE f**kED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED 
   F#       B9  E 
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH  


A               C#9       D             E 
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK 
    D                 A 
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY b**ch  
          F#9      B9    E 
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK 


A              C#m     D                A 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES 
    D               A                 F#      B9       E 
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE 


A              C#9         D                   A 
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN 
    D               A 
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN  
F#9     E     A
KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN