John Prine - The Accident Ukulele

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                        The Accident  - John Prine
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Tuning: Standard


G
Last night I saw an accident
       C                   G
on the corner of Third and Green
G
two cars collided and I got excited
     A7                 D
just being part of that scene


G
It was Mrs. Tom Walker and her beautiful daughter
                        C
Pamela, was driving the car
                           G
they got hit by a man in a lite blue sedan
        D                   G
who had obviously been to a bar.



Chorus:
C                              G
They don't know how lucky they are
C                             D
they could have run into that tree
    G                   C
got struck by a bolt of lightning
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and raped by a minority.


G   
It was a four way stop dilemma 
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we all arrived the same time
  G
I yielded to the man to the right of me 
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and he yielded it right back to mine
G
well the yield went around and around and around 
                    C
till Pamela finally tried
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just then the man in the light blue sedan
    D                  G
hit Pamela's passenger side.



(Repeat Chorus)


G
Pamela hit her head on the mirror
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Mrs Walker got a bump on the knee
G
the man hit himself in the face and said
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Why does this happen to me?
G
the neighbors came out
G
and they gathered about
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saying Hey! who hit who anyway?
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and the police arrived at a quarter to five
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and pronounced all the victims Okay



(Repeat Chorus)