Johnny Hobo And The Freight Trains - I Want Cancer For Christmas Ukulele

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I want cancer for Christmas – 
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains

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Intro: G D G C
       G D Em 
       
G                   D
They said to just be ourselves
G                        C
But we all knew that was never good enough
G                        D
They said we had every chance
Em
But how could we not f**k it all up?

Chorus
C                           D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G           D                 Em    C
HOW TO MAKE OUR HEARTS STOP BEATING!
C                            D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G            D                 Em   C
HOW TO MAKE OURSELVES STOP BREATHING!

G D G C
G D Em

G            D                 G          C
I remember grade school, and started to notice
G              D                 Em
That I was the only kid sitting alone
G             D               G          C
I remember high school, and started to notice
G                   D                 Em
That not much had changed since I was 6 years old


Chorus
C                           D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G           D                 Em    C
HOW TO MAKE OUR HEARTS STOP BEATING!
C                            D
We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out
G            D                 Em   C
HOW TO MAKE OURSELVES STOP BREATHING!
          G
Stop breathing