John Grant - Global Warming Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You people and your cute little terms you like to throw around and make everybody squirm
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Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass
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And how am I supposed to live in a world with no Madeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone
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And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31 is trash and now I just want to be left alone. (Ahhhhh)


[Chorus]
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Global warming is ruining my fair complexion, 
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Augmenting all my imperfections
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And Brazil does not need more encouragement
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Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
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To leave their homes with guns and knives
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In search of quality refreshments and some homicide


[Verse]
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I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun, 
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 They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians
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And all they do is hang out clogging up the streets,
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Congratulating each other on their pedicured feet
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Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their Vans, 
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Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their tans
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I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken man 
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But I guess you can look, nobody said that you can't. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)


[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
Dm                 Gm         C
Global warming is ruining my fair complexion, 
 F                 Bb
Augmenting all my imperfections
Db#9          A                D  
And Brazil does not need more encouragement
Dm                 Gm                    C
  Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes
   F                      Bb
To leave their homes with guns and knives
Db#9                  A                    D
In search of quality refreshments and some homicide


[Outro]
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All I've got are first world problems, I guess I better get some more third world kind. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)