JB and The Moonshine Band - Perfect Girl Ukulele

It's not perfect, but I'll do.




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C C3 (x4)
Cadd9  Em7  Cadd9 (x2)

  


     G                               D
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin' and a thinkin'
        Am                   C
Bout the women of this old world
            G
Well I've known quite a few but between me and you
        Am                      C
I ain't never met the perfect girl
            G                    D
They either ain't that fun, or way too young
         Am                   C
or they ain't gotta like of sense
         G                        D
I don't know if she exists but I'm making up a list
            Am              C
that I'm checkin em all against

                                 D
Well she's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
          G     G/F#      Em           C
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got,
                    G             D
full intentions of getting her Ph.D
                C            D
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
            G     G/F#         Em
She's a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
 Am                                           D
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
                          G
won't you tell her bout me
C               G
won't you tell her bout me

I don't mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky
and I'm lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money
whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well you cant' really miss her
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You'd be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor
and put in a good word for me

She's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she don't get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
won't you tell her bout me

Am                                C
You can tell her that I'm all alone
           G                       C          D
and to call me if she would
 Am                  C              G                   C          D
You can tell anything, as long as it's all good

But she's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
let's me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a women's duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won't you tell her bout me