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Jason Boland - Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

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Merry Christmas From The Family Chords

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Jason Boland

Jason Boland - Merry Christmas From The Family

G   C(add9)(X2)

G                 C(add9)
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
G              C(add9)
At a Christmas party
G                Em                  C           D
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog
G                         C(add9)
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G        C(add9)
He was a Mexican
G         G/F#         Em
We didn't know what to think about him
        C               D              G   C(add9)  G  C(add9)
Till he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da.

G                        C(add9)
Cousin Randy brought his kids with him
G                  C(add9)
The three from his first wife Lynn
G       G/F# Em                      C                D 
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell
G                         C(add9)
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
G             C(add9)
Who talks all about A.A.
G     G/F#              Em           C     D
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
            G   C(add9)  G   C(add9)
The First Noel.

D
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
C
Make margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
C
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
D
A pack of lemons and some Diet Rite
C
A box of Tampons, some Marlbro Lights
G    G/F#        Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
C                        D   G  C(add9)  G  C(add9)
Merry Christmas From The Family. Ho Ho Ho.

G  C(add9) G  C(add9)

G                        C(add9)
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
G                        C(add9)
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G             G/F#                Em
But when they tried to plug their motor-home in
     C                  D
They blew our Christmas lights
G                      C(add9)
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G                       C(add9) 
So we all waited out on our front lawn
G            G/F#            Em
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
           C           D                G      C(add9) G    C(add9)
And we all sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night.

D
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
C
Make Bloody Mary’s cause we all want one
D
Send somebody to the Quik Pack Store
C
We need some ice and extension cord
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
C
A box of Tampons, some Doral Lights
G    G/F#        Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
C                        D   G  D C
Merry Christmas From The Family.
           G
Feliz Navi Da.
 
Merry Christmas everybody.
 
            
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